Top 10 Reasons You Know Your a Mom December 4, 2009

I came up with this today as I was baking in the kitchen…

10. You smell and you don’t know why, where it is coming from, or what it is.

9. You have come up with your own “style” that somehow incorporates your college clothes (which are now 3 sizes too small) and your maternity clothes.

8. You often tell your husband you are “sick” in the bathroom so you can finish reading your favorite magazine without any interruptions.

7. You somehow got into the disgusting habit of eating food off of your kids plates after they are done eating.

6. If you have to clip another coupon you might kill yourself.

5. Your middle name is laundry.

4. You have come to accept the stains on your carpet because they now have “character”.

3. You sometimes have so many kids pile in your van that you don’t even know who they are, you just hope yours is in there somewhere.

2. You look forward to you yearly OB/GYN appointment so you can just have some peace and quite.

1. You are wearing underwear SWORE you would never wear.

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