
Germs. I really hate them. So much so I have made a lifelong commitment to kill as many as possible. I wasn’t really introduced into the hidden world of germs until I had my own little baby. Once that happened, germs were doomed. Let me give you a routine bathroom visit with my now 6 yr. old son. “Mom, I have to go to the bathroom.” “Do you really have to go or can you hold it?” (I would much rather him use our bathroom at home) “No, mom, I have to go right now.” “OK” I then dishearteningly look around the store that I am in and think how gross these public bathrooms are. We then began our brisk walk to the bathroom. Upon entering the bathroom I tell Christian not to touch a thing. I choose the first stall closest to the door. Statistics show that stall is actually used least and therefore has the least amount of germs. I, of course, give Christian the first stall and I take the second if it is available. After using the toilet, I have taught Christian how to flush with his foot. This is a fabulous practice. We then head to the sink where we wash our hands for 20 sec. (or the length of 1 round of ABC’s) We do that length because studies show the germs aren’t killed until after 20sec. We then get a paper towel and use it to hold the handle of the paper towel dispenser as to not pick up more germs. We go to the door feeling victorious, but wait… we use our elbows, butts, or hips to push the door open. The handles are covered with germs. If it is a door with a handle we have to turn, we use a paper towel to open it. Few, that was a chore. Here some interesting germ facts:
1. Never set your purse on your counter or table. In studies they have found urine, food, bacteria, and all sorts of gross things living on your purse. If you think about, you set your purse everywhere.
2. You should change your toothbrush every month and everytime you are sick. It doesn’t take a genious to figure that one out. If you keep your toothbrush after being sick you are just sticking those same sick germs back in your mouth…I am nausious thinking about it.
3. Your underwear aren’t as clean as you think. You should wash your underwear in a load by themselves in hot water. Otherwise, you are spreading underwear germs all over your clothes. Again, just think about it.
4. I always spray our door handles, toilet handles, fossets, cabinets, keyboards, and anything esle hands touch with Lysol at my work place. It is just a germ party. I truly believe it is one of the dirtiest places I spend my time.
5. Hotels, gross, gross, gross. First, you should through off the comfortor. They only wash it once a month, even in nice hotels. Then, get rid of the glasses in the bathroom. Chances are your maid rinsed them in the sink and didn’t use soap. eewww. You are drinking out of the same glass as about 10 + complete strangers. Spray the remote and phone with Lysol and any other handles.
5. Lastly, I highly encourage never touching grocery cart handles if at all possible. They carry bacteria like the flu, colds, disease, etc. I can’t stand touching them. EEEEEEwwwwww!
Well, this was an informative time on germs. I hope your life is changed for the better. I know I am grossed out. 